Cookie Log
December 16, 2004
1:07pm I wake up, shower and check my rss feeds. BoingBoing has listed that blasted Halflife 2 - Cookie's edition project. Some one on irc had spammed it the other day and I verified it wasn't their project before I told them what I thought of it. Don't get me wrong. The guy did put alot of effort into the cookie and all, I just thought the lambda was a tad funky looking, what with the "stencil effect" of being all one piece. Although I wish I had access to welding things to make cookie cutters (and other stuff) I don't, and I doubt most people do.
1:32pm I ponder a multi layered cookie, then realize that a previous post on Boingboing was the answer. I'd known about and used the millifori technique prior to this, so it's doable.
I know that I am doing this just to prove a better cookie can be made and that makes me feel sort of bad.. but then I remember that cookies are tastey. Plus I think it will probably take less time/effort than making a cookie cutter and anyone can try to do this themselves.
The log
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2:00pm I found the perfect dough to make, a dough specifically for modeling/modeling. I make two batches, one I use plain sugar and the other I use brown sugar, and add a tablespoon of cocoa to darken it further.

The dough must chill for 3-4 hours, so I must postpone my cookie creation. During the next 3 hours I eat breakfast, clean the bunnies' litter boxes and watch some tv.
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5:00pm I take the dough out of fridge. I make two slabs, one half the height of the other to form the Y part of the lambda. I stick them together, not quite perpendicular.
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Next I make a "rope" or "snake".. anyone who has gone through kindergarten should know how to.
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I stick it in the acute angle of the lambda.
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Cut off the excess
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Smoosh the roundness out of it
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It has been smooshed!
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Another snake for the obtuse angle
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Some smooshing
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It needs another rope
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Smoothed to half-circle-ness
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It is at this time that I realize that the plastic cutting board that I'm using is causing the dough to stick, so I opt for a marble cutting board that I've stuck in the freezer for a few minutes.. It makes a huge difference in sticking
Add some more slabs here and there -

Make a rope and flatten the bottom by smooshing it
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Applied to the side and smooshed into place. It's officially a cookie log! :O
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5:30pm The battery in my camera dies. I must wait for it to charge in order to proceed. I decide it's also a good idea to stick the cookie log in the freezer so that it is very stable to work with. I put the cookie dough back in the fridge. While I wait, I log into my website's control panel and set up a subdomain, upload the first pictures and create everything on this web page up until this point right here.
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6:23pm Camera is charged and ready to go, but I did end up wrapping two rectangles, a light one then a dark one, around the cookies so they look like this:
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I add a rope of dark for the curve of the 2
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Then add a slab of light colored stuff, shapping it into a two. I put another rope of dark on the other side of it.
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This is a side view so far:
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Couple more ropes added around the 2
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..and slab around the whole 2 corner part thingy
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Now I cut down the middle just to see how pretty it looks
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I then cut the whole log into 1/4 inch cookies
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Out of the oven!
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Onto a plate
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and into my mouth!
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With the left over dough, I made a crude poorly designed cookie of one of my bunnies, Mookie
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Mookie says it doesn't look much like her though.